had chem today... aft chem, me, delphine and wendy went to haf lunch.. then went to del's hse to study... we reali studied okay. we covered quite a lot of topics already.. sigh. im so tired... reached home ard 5.. later i wanna read my geog n ss... rest for a while can?? tmr got a.maths lesson.. BIG SIGH =[ everyday go to sch... no holiday for me~

A FUNERAL TO FIT THE PROFESSION

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said:"I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynaecologist." That was when the proctologist, a doctor specialising in diseases of the rectum and anus, fainted.