WHAT A DIFFERENCE A WORD MAKES
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done," replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind-either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, ok," says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgement!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Damn! That's the word!"

for those who dunno these words:
castrated = removed the testicles of
testicle = male organ that secretes sperm-bearing fluid
circumcised = cut the foreskin of
foreskin = loose skin at the end of the penis

didnt go to sch today... haha. who cares man. sch juz sucks now. hate it. hate hate hate hate sch. but tmr haf to go.. last revision before sci practical. damn. thurs is sci pract. dunno whether im prepared for it. revised this mrng. sigh. so tired.. noe wat? my knee is swollen again. wat am i supposed to do? mum put hot water bag on my knee and applied cream on it. my god the water was super hot. imagine boiling water on ur knee except itz not boiling. hah. wat the crap. and im still feeling the heat now.. cannot complain. god made my knee like this so let it be.. supposed to go see doctor but i dun wan to. the doc sure will admit me to hosp. den if like that i cannot do pract which is so impt for my Os.. carries 15% of the total marks..

last sat went to maternal granny's hse to break fast. too bad not all of my relatives were there. anyway aft terawih, my family and cousins went to bazaar geylang. so near granny hse. can see from uncle's bedrm window. man, i hate crowded places. but had to go anyway. saw some artistes there. ali was so funny.. nak jadi pontianak konon. haha. mum really thot it was misha omar. if u were there then u will noe. we juz continued walking ard. then we headed home. that was the part i hate most. dun wanna talk abt it. itz juz so fustrating. haiz.